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Ship 'em to New York City!

It seems these days that every celeb from A-list to D-list (maybe even K-list if it goes down that far) is getting pulled over for their erratic driving behind the wheel. As someone who has lived in LA myself, I know that to get anywhere - you must own a vehicle. There has been so many celebrities who have gotten charged with those oh-so-wonderful three letters, that they could start an semi-exclusive club. I've noticed that 95% of these DUI's have been received in Los Angeles. I've got a logical solution for them. Move to Manhattan!

As someone who has lived in New York City for the past three years...I will say that I have never had a problem when it came to going out late, possibly getting a little out of hand and getting myself home in one peice. Why? I just stick my drunk ass in a cab! It's as easy as that. A cab (or subway if you're feeling a little frugal) can usually get you to where you want to go in 20 minutes or less in Manhattan. With all the money that these celebs have -- who needs a cab even! Hire a private car! I mean I'm sure if you are a fan of the recreational drug use -- a little extra tip will allow you to do as you please and you don't have to try to snort a line and drive at the same time!

So c'mon celubutards -- pack up your stuff, ditch California and head to Manhattan. Drop the roadways, the sickening traffic on the 405 and stick to the city of lights. The only driving you'll need to do is to the Hamptons in the summer time and you can hire a private car for those events.

Yes...you may miss the palm trees, the beaches and all that fun stuff but the same opportunities exist in NYC as far as entertainment and there certainly is a better nightlife scene since that seems to be you're primary focus anyways.

Those yellow cabs are eagerly awaiting you . . . you drunk messes.