Ship 'em to New York City!
It seems these days that every celeb from A-list to D-list (maybe even K-list if it goes down that far) is getting pulled over for their erratic driving behind the wheel. As someone who has lived in LA myself, I know that to get anywhere - you must own a vehicle. There has been so many celebrities who have gotten charged with those oh-so-wonderful three letters, that they could start an semi-exclusive club. I've noticed that 95% of these DUI's have been received in Los Angeles. I've got a logical solution for them. Move to Manhattan!

As someone who has lived in New York City for the past three years...I will say that I have never had a problem when it came to going out late, possibly getting a little out of hand and getting myself home in one peice. Why? I just stick my drunk ass in a cab! It's as easy as that. A cab (or subway if you're feeling a little frugal) can usually get you to where you want to go in 20 minutes or less in Manhattan. With all the money that these celebs have -- who needs a cab even! Hire a private car! I mean I'm sure if you are a fan of the recreational drug use -- a little extra tip will allow you to do as you please and you don't have to try to snort a line and drive at the same time!
So c'mon celubutards -- pack up your stuff, ditch California and head to Manhattan. Drop the roadways, the sickening traffic on the 405 and stick to the city of lights. The only driving you'll need to do is to the Hamptons in the summer time and you can hire a private car for those events.
Yes...you may miss the palm trees, the beaches and all that fun stuff but the same opportunities exist in NYC as far as entertainment and there certainly is a better nightlife scene since that seems to be you're primary focus anyways.
Those yellow cabs are eagerly awaiting you . . . you drunk messes.

Rehab – The Trendy "Fix All" For Celebrities?

You can be racist! Be a homophobe! Be a drunk! Be a slut! Be a drug addict!
It's okay because the prescription to fix it all is...of course! Rehab! Haven't you heard? It's the "thing" to do these days. Wanna be even more famous? Go to rehab! PR baby PR.
Most normal people get a bit alarmed when they know someone who has had to go to a rehabilitation center. Certainly, it is very neccessary for many people in today's society, but it is seemingly the way to get out of just about anything in the entertainment world.
For example - we all know about Isaiah Washington's publicist's decision to go to rehab to save his career after not once, but twice being absolutely discriminative in the public eye. Who goes to rehab for simply being a homophobic ass? Rehab is suddenly going to stop all of the feelings that are obviously instilled in him?
How about Miss USA who disgraces the representation of our country in pageants by coking it up and running around like a 2 cent tramp? Oh there she goes! Rehab for a few weeks and all is forgiven and all is well! Put the crown back on and do your thang girl.
Lindsay Lohan?
Mel Gibson?
Robin Williams?
Pete Doherty?
People make mistakes, I understand but my my, these are alot of people making mistakes. While most would be dropped off the radar, these people are getting highly commended and given constant second, third, fourth chances.
Is it a matter of genuinely wanting to change? Or rising up the Hollywood radar in hopes they will salvage their disgustingly tarnished reputations. A bit of both perhaps.
Note: You can mess up as much as you want. Just make sure to go to rehab after k?
It's much like saying "Oh wait, I will be stealing money from her on Saturday? Ah, I will just pray for forgiveness that Sunday at church. All will be well!"
Pffft.
Rehab is for quitters!
Superbowl: How do you rate it this year?

My opinion: Janet Jackson & Mr. Timberlake forever ruined our chances of having a great halftime show again.
Prince...... eh. Could have done without. Do you agree?
I saw a few decent superbowl ads. Here are my picks:
Overall the game was okay . . . the rain kind of put a twist to it.
Hmm. Could have been better ...yes/no?
Britney's Less Than Impressive "Comeback"
So this obviously isn't a "Celebrity Gossip" blog by any means, but I've been glancing at a few of my favorites lately for pure entertainment, and noticing that Britney is doing a very poor job of making a "comeback".
So you made the biggest mistake of your life and married some wigger schmuck who has super sperm powers and accidently got knocked up a couple times. Ok, we forgive you.
You let him suck all of your money up for years while attempting to help promote his horrific lack of musical skills. We forgive you.
I mean love is blind right?
We feel sorry for you that the press is constantly on your back ridiculing you're every move as a mother, we sense that your poor Louisianian arse is merely trapped and that you've got downhill.
You finally dump the idiot and you make your reappearance onto the scene with who???? The worst person to possibly hang out with during this time? None other than Paris effing Hilton?
I really want to know who is Britney's PR rep and who said "I think a great way to get you back into the public eye and have you back on your feet is to hang out with a superficial slore such as Paris whist also allowing the media to get a great glimpse of your butt." Who advises her? Doesn't her southern mannered mother give her some advice? Not only that --- she's dressing like a 2 bit prostitute everywhere she goes. I mean I know she lost weight, but what is she - Mariah Carey now?
I'm quite confused as her lack of proper decision making these days. I mean c'mon. I had pity for her, now I think she' s making herself out to be even worse.
I wonder if she remembers that there's two babies just hanging out at home. I mean I know she needs a break, but do it with shopping, or go hang out with the much less destructive A-lister - Katie Holmes or something. You'd get the same amount of publicity without being wasted and showing your entire business to the world.
Due to the excessive time spent with Paris, she's even finding herself getting in the middle of the Paris/Lindsay fued. Who needs that? You're a soon-to-be divorcee with 2 kids! Let's get with it....
Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Exhibit C:

I'm truly glad that Fed-Ex is out of the picture and she should be celebrating, but not like this.
A mess I'll tell you - a mess. I'm a bit dissapointed in her...Oh Britney, when will you learn?
The "Swan" Debate
So the other day I caught an episode of "The Swan". I remember this show being on Fox a few years ago, and I believe it has since ended. However, I still want to touch down on the subject, based on the increasingly popular image-changing shows that have appeared on what seems to be a monthly basis.
For those of you who don't know what this show was, it was a program where very homely females (usually overweight) are chosen to be transformed into the "Swan". These women then compete with eachother in the ultimate beauty pageant after their transformations. Hmm. Sounds pretty tasteless to me.
BEFORE AFTER


The women involved, went through a couple months of physical training, dieting and here's the big part...seemingly endless plastic surgery. We're talking - tummy tucks, nose jobs, breast implants, face lifts, liposuction and much more. If you could have a plastic surgery field day, these women would be the ultimate participants. Isn't it so sad that our society considers watching "ugly ducklings" become totally transformed artificiallyinto someone they're not? Are they that self depricating and depressed that they feel that is the only way to feel beautiful? What every happened to simply taking care of yourself? Diet and exercising? Yes, it's harder than hell (I personally know), but I simply cannotimagine, glancing into the mirror and seeing a totally different human being, whether more beautiful than previously before, or not. God didn't create you that way sweety, so to change everything he gave you just so you can be hotter than Pam Anderson is a bit messed up to say the least.
VIDEO:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7WkVwrRhxc]
I truly commend the other "makeover" shows. You know, the one's on Style Network that simply do your hair, makeup, and put you in some nice clothes. For example: TLC's "10 Years Younger." These guys take women who are worn and ragged, and literally make them look exactly that! I mean, they really do an amazing job on these women without having them go under the knife for even a millisecond. Now that is what I call helping people.
"The Swan" was only on for about 2 years I believe, and I cannot imagine what has happened to these women since. Having that much plastic surgery done, has to be very harmful for the body to some degree, and also most likely has to be maintained. I'm sure if these women did not have the financial means to begin with to even keep their hair done, I highly doubt they will have the funds to maintain such looks and such work. I'm sure it's more than hard to adjust to a completely different look, especially if you're completely socially inept or even just a bit awkward. I wonder how all of them dealt with their new found looks? To once be, the woman that no one paid attention to, to suddenly the woman who could get any man (or woman for that matter) that walks by her, has to be an immense change. I'm sure they have no idea how to deal with it, and although flattering - probably caused them much anxiety to a degree.
This goes back to saying that we as people, no matter how "ugly" or "attractive" society percieves us to be, are able and willing to adapt to who we are as people steadily over the years while growing up. Some go through a bit of depression, but others do something with it, and accept themselves for who they are, or better themselves (and I don't mean surgically). Changing your entire face and body with a knife simply isn't the answer. I can truly understand if someone is severely deformed or even has one lone problem they'd like to fix, but it is beyond sad that these women feel the need to transform entirely; and even sadder that Fox Network capitalized on it.
Looks, looks, looks.
Beauty, beauty, beauty.
That's all it's about lately. TV will continue to thrive with shows that praise and scrutinize looks - Dr. 90210 and America's Next Top Model being one of them.

On a personal note: When I met Tyra, I absolutely adored her. She was kind and funny and so REAL with me. At the end of our meeting and the show, she had told one of the producers to get my information because she wanted me to be on America's Next Top Model. Funny - I'm not thin. At all. Perhaps she wanted me to be one of the "Plus Size" ones, although I'm not large enough for that either. I was so flattered and honored that she had asked me, however I said no. People slap me and ask me why. Why? Because I refuse to be physically criticized for my size or looks on national television simply because I'm not up to Hollywood "standards". Modeling is not and has never been my ultimate dream, therefore I refuse to be another rag doll via television just for the ratings.
There you have it. Personal proof.
Physical beauty is not everything . . . cmon kids, we've been told that since day one.
Believe it.
Convincing portrayal of a quintessential American female?
So last night I caught a re-run of the show "Punk'd". For those of you who do not know what this show is about, I insist that you try to catch an episode or two. Basically, the ever so brilliant (or not so brilliant) Ashton Kutcher plays very good practical jokes on various A list celebs. He hires several people to execute these vicious plans (including those who are close to the celeb). I must say - it is quite entertaining to see these people squirm, get irate or scream louder and more convincingly than they did in their last box office Horror film.
Well last night they featured Meredith Pompeo. The All-American looking female who plays Meredith Grey on the hit "Grey's Anatomy". (Which I love by the way.)

At first glance..she looks like a passive soft-spoken atypical beauty. On the show, she wins the hearts of viewers with her soft voice, relatable ways and genuinity.
However - after being featured on Punk'd...one can only be convinced of how great of an actor she really is. This particular episode enabled fans of Grey's Anatomy (G.A. from hence forward) to see the real Ellen Pompeo - and my my, was it not appealing; actually shocking is a better word to describe it. I absolutely love her...or did. In fact - I'm in a bit of denial about her real personality. The plot was like this: Ellen and her (not so cute) boyfriend go to a nice restaurant in which the attractive waitress shows a little more attention to her boyfriend than the average waitress usually does. It wasn't over-the-top attention by any means, but definitely just enough to notice.
Instead of Ellen getting slightly bothered and jealous - she turns morbid and vicious. While smiling sweetly to the waitresses face, she evily speaks of how she wants to stab the server and see her makeup and blood mesh together on the ground. (WHAAAA???) I mean, she didn't say it in a loud furious tone. No. She said it with a smirk on her face....stating her desires with a soft voice and an evil giggle following shortly thereafter.
Creepy.
What happened to the image we all had of this actress? I pinned her as America's Sweetheart! Really!
Oh, and not to mention her accent. It was heinous. Nothing sweet and innocent like the one we hear narrating G.A. It was a mix of a Brooklyn/Boston accent, with a touch of trash.
I'm shocked and saddened. I mean, kudos for being an amazing actress who can pull off such a role that appeals to the masses, but I believe she lost a lot of fans in the midst of this "Punk'd" ordeal.
Oh dear. Another one bites the dust.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtKdkDBmJqg&search=ellen%20pompeo#
I guess that's what Hollywood is all about? I suppose I'll see first-hand when I get there.
Muwahahahaha.










